divination:

my sim boyfriend woohooed w/ me then moved into another bed immediately after then DIED now he haunts my house and every time i try and talk to him he turns into dust ALL BOYS ARE THE SAME

(via nurse-ray)

It’s not Selfie, it’s Selca.

youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

(Source: babefield, via stopwhores)

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

(via yougreedyiguana)

(Source: shycallgirl, via asslord)

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle


This will never not be funny to me

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

This will never not be funny to me

(Source: four-big-idiots, via pagingme)

ayejongdae:

taochingmyself:

hopelesslybiasedshipper:

um

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suho..

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are u

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ok?

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this is a summary of all of suho’s hopes and dreams

'members y u dont listen to me'

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'im your leader'

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(Source: morebaek4me, via ilikeminho)

Lets make this girl the most reblogged picture on tumblr

dj-loony-tunes:

lolsofunny:

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if this isn’t on your blog i think i’m going to have a problem with you.

I don’t think most of you know, but this girl has, or had, a tumblr. She was getting anon hate of being accused that she didn’t have cancer because she had hair in her photo. Thus, getting her to make this gif. See that fake smile? Can you see how firmly she’s holding everything in? Wow, I know.

I don’t care what blog type you have. Reblog this.

Respect. So much respect.

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)

wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

(Source: notienedesperdicio, via dj-loony-tunes)

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

(via dj-loony-tunes)

askinnyblackman:

phillester-hottestlad2013:

My mom met Harry styles oh my god please Jesus kill me

(via onefastkid)

american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

(via thefuuuucomics)

jennels:

Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart

(Source: ziall, via maliciousmelons)

dw:

i put the ass in sass

(via iamthewhitegirl)